Chopped Liver – Back To Life

… back to reality…

So, I’ve had my 15 minutes. Actually I think I may have been short-changed – seemed more like 2 minutes – which is fine – leaves me room for another 13 sometime in the future.

Time for a liver health update I think – after all – this is meant to be a liver transplant blog but i don’t seem to have mentioned my state of health much recently – except to say that I was feeling rubbish for a while.

But one must must also report on the positives too – we don’t just want to be known as moaning hypocondriacs now do we? No we don’t. So, last few days I have felt fine – and thank you for asking.

And so what is the reason for my fine-ness today as opposed to my less-than-fine-ness last week? Hell, I dunno – watcha askin’ me for? My guess is I had a sustained period of mild cholangitis – which is a blockage of the bile ducts causing nausea, tiredness, lethargy and shivvery flu-like symptoms – but that was then and today is another day.

And today, in Twitterland, to try and cheer peeps up with some of the doom and gloom going around, y’know, the economy, Danny Baker, Lily Allen, world poverty, printer cartridges etc – some peeps have been posting Tommy Cooper one-liners – and I don’t need much encouragement to join that conversation…

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

I was complimented on my driving today – When I got back to my car there was a note attached to the windscreen that said “Parking Fine”.

So I went to the dentist. He said “Say Aaah.” I said “Why?” He said “My dog’s died.’

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

That’ll do for now – if you want more, you only have to ask. If you want less, stop reading my blog. If you want the same, re-read my blog.

Now there… are 3…. steps to… carry a donor card – ooh, wap wap!
Just follow steps 1, 2 and 3.

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6 Comments on “Chopped Liver – Back To Life”

  1. Denise Says:

    Just to let you know I’ve been activated – sounds dangerous doesn’t it? So now the race is well and truly on!!!!
    Keep up with the Tommy Cooper one-liners they are hilarious.

  2. Anita G Says:

    What’s all this ooh wap, wap business? (I know it is late in the day to be asking…)

  3. Ken Says:

    There should be a national Tommy Cooper Day

  4. sawbofeller Says:

    Two parrots sat on a perch, one says to the other;

    ” Can you smell fish ? … “

  5. Denise Says:

    It means I was put on the list last January but because of weight problems (due to 37 years of steriod taking!) they immediately suspended me until my BMI dropped. I’ve worked hard with a diet (no sorry no such thing nowadays its a new healthy eating regime – which for me means eating more!!!) and the weight and body shape has decreased enough for me to be put on the ‘live’ list – they called it being activated.


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