Chopped Liver – Leaving On An Airplane

A bit remiss of me to let the recent passing of the master of goofy one-liners, Leslie Nielsen, go without without a nod.

Shirley one of the funniest comics ever – that and “Whizzer and Chips”.

Airplane is one of the few films you can watch again and again, and a) still laugh at the jokes you know and b) find new jokes every time.

I wonder if the taxi driver is still sitting outside the airport terminal with his meter running.

I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith.

Here’s a little gem from Police Squad.

I do hope when I finally get The Call – someone says to me – “quick, we gotta get this guy to a hospital!”

“Why, what is it?”

“It’s a building with sick….” ah, you know them all – don’t need me to tell you.

Now there… are 3…. steps to… carry a donor card – ooh, wap wap!
Just follow steps 1, 2 and 3.

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