Chopped Liver – Stick It Up

Aw, Fiona – It’s just not fair. You can’t tell me a joke and insist that I blog it!

I’m not a Blog DJ y’know.

Besides I barely remember the joke. In fact it wasn’t even a joke. It was more a funny remark.

If memory serves it was something about someone I know being asked to take out some provisions from this country to some 3rd-world country where they are obviously way too difficult to find. Medical supplies it was.

Ok, I’ll be more specific.

Suppositories.

What looks suspicious about this?

Now, with the country in question being one of the more volatile in the world… ok, in the middle east. Ok, the most volatile in the middle east and therefore arguably the most volatile country in the world.

And the one that is hardest of all to smuggle anything into – or even out of. The security checks are stringent. So the question arose – how do you take suppositories past such security without raising suspicions?

Stick them up your…

Arsenal lost tonight. Strange old season this, as soon as any team gets to the top they seem to get vertigo and lose their next game. 3 teams have been top of the league this weekend alone!

I once got vertigo climbing a mountain in Scotland. The mist descended. I looked around and didn’t know vertigo.

Now there… are 3…. steps to… carry a donor card – ooh, wap wap!
Just follow steps 1, 2 and 3.

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