Chopped Liver – Life’s a Gas

I probably should have called this post “Shameless” or perhaps “Plug One” for reasons that will shortly becomes apparent.

Hard Rain?

It’s just that I, and the silent nation, am getting just a tad concerned at rising fuel/energy costs. I think the fact that we Brits don’t seem to be complaining about them right now, is not that we are not hurting – it’s more, I think, that costs have gone up so much recently we simply can’t quite believe it they will be allowed to stay so high.

We secretly hope, if not expect, petrol to go below the £1 a litre again soon. It never will. It’ll be £2 a litre before we know it.

We, the consumer, have never understood our Gas and Electricity prices. Never. None of your – “you want three of these sir? No Problem, they’re £25 each – that’ll be £75 to you, thank you sir – Have a Nice Day!”

Instead we get bills every month/quarter with the most complicated breakdown of costs known to mankind.” That’ll be 22.6784356p per kWh for the first 19,786 units, thereafter it’ll be 7.56643p per kWh – on a tuesday, wednesday or the third friday of every month provided it’s a leap year – and the year has a nought in it.

So, how do you capitalise on this doom, gloom and uncertainty? Simple. Sell Energy.

And that is what I do.

And, let me tell you I can save the average business or reside…

Ok Ok – enough, stop the plug.

I was just going to say that for Commerc…

ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!

But, but…

NO BUTs

Yeah, but, IF you..

NO IFs

Aw…

Listen, if IFs and BUTs were pots and pans, there’d be no need for tinkers!

Oh. Did I ever tell you that that Marc Bolan took his surname from “BO” from Bob and “LAN” from Dylan cos he was a massive fan?

Yes. You did.

Or that the “Bobby” in question in Telegram Sam is also B…

Yes. Yes. Yes. You Did. Now go and write about your dodgy liver.

Now there… are 3…. steps to… carry a donor card – ooh, wap wap!
Just follow steps

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