Visiting London, a Scotsman was asked by a stranger, “Do you know the Battersea dog’s home?”. He replied, “I didn’t even know it was away.”
That was Glaswegian funnyman Chic Murray.
A cannnibal was eating a clown when he asked, “Does this taste funny to you?”
That was Tommy Cooper.
A guy goes into a Baker’s Shop and asks, “Is that a doughnut or a meringue?”
Baker, “Oh no, yur right enough, it is a doughnut!” (*)
As you know, that was me.
(*) Sorry Sawbofeller, but I haven’t heard it for a while so I thought I’d tell it again.
Now there… are 3…. steps to… carry a donor card – ooh, wap wap!
Just follow steps 1, 2 and 3.