Posted tagged ‘liver’

Chopped Liver – Ha Ha Said The Clown

September 11, 2010

Visiting London, a Scotsman was asked by a stranger, “Do you know the Battersea dog’s home?”. He replied, “I didn’t even know it was away.”

That was Glaswegian funnyman Chic Murray.

A cannnibal was eating a clown when he asked, “Does this taste funny to you?”

That was Tommy Cooper.

A guy goes into a Baker’s Shop and asks, “Is that a doughnut or a meringue?”

Baker, “Oh no, yur right enough, it is a doughnut!” (*)

As you know, that was me.

(*) Sorry Sawbofeller, but I haven’t heard it for a while so I thought I’d tell it again.

Now there… are 3…. steps to… carry a donor card – ooh, wap wap!
Just follow steps 1, 2 and 3.

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Chopped Liver – Diary of a Liver Transplant Patient

March 15, 2010

A daily blog about the life of David Kallin, of Hendon, London Borough of Barnet as he waits for a matching liver. (psst… if you read this and know of anyone with a stonking liver – give ’em my card!)